My Public Dear Diary

Twins??

I had created this picture since year2sem1, a picture of my Morphology lecturer, Mr P.A and a national badminton men's double specialist, Choong Tan Fook. LOL!
The first day i met my Morpho lecturer, i was shocked. In my heart, "Why is this man looks like Choong Tan Fook? omggg..." After the class, i sms my baddy girlfriend and she told me that her lecturer, a Singh, had a voice like David Beckham!! -.-lll.

The similarities that i found between PA and Tan Fook were, their short and bushy "army HAIRSTYLE," their eyes, the way they smile, their cheekbones, bushy eyebrows, even the shape of their face.

However, the difference was, Tan Fook is not fluent in English while Mr. PA speaks very good English with his favourite quote, "It is for you to find out, *wink*"

Well... below is a picture of the "twin brothers," can you spot the similarities?? Bwahahaha...

Singaporean Jokes

TEACHER: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much will                     your father still have?
AH KAU: $10.
TEACHER: You don't know maths?
AH KAU: You don't know my father la!


MOTHER: David, come here.
DAVID: Yes mum.
MOTHER: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
DAVID: But, but but... I will only get my report card tomorrow.
MOTHER: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow, so I'm scolding you                    now.


FATHER: Why did you fail your Mathematic test?
SON: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8.
FATHER: So?
SON: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8. On Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't         make up her mind, how i know the right answer?


GIRL: Do you love me?
BOY: Yes Dear.
GIRL: Would you die for me?
BOY: No la, mine is underlying love only.


MAN: How old is your father?
BOY: Same as me la.
MAN: How can that be?
BOY: He only became a father when i was born.


TEACHER: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same  as your                         brother's. Did you copy his?
SIMON: No la teacher, its the same dog.


FATHER: Your teacher says, she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
SON: Thats why i tell you she is no good!


TEACHER: Where were you born?
STUDENT: Singapore, Sir.
TEACHER: Which part?
STUDENT: All of me la...


A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do you mean underwater?"
"There are all C (sea) level."

My Clerihew

Just write something to kill time and work my brain...

"Baby I will wait for you
Sang it from my heart to you,
I will always be with you,
Day and Night, all about you."

"Rain is coming down today,
I have no where to hide and stay,
Hoping someone to save my day,
With that umbrella, ella, ey..."

"C.Ronaldo is young and hot,
He can run like cheetah in shorts,
His body fill with stones and rocks,
He rocks my world and I go "Oh My God !!!"

"Maxon is my lovely pet dog,
His fur is fluffy that chock my throat,
He is playful and eats a lot,
Checkin' out strangers and barking non-stop"

"My friends are funny and crazy,
They like to have fun and spend money,
'yum cha' 'sik fan' always free,
Never dare to say sorry,
Only friends like me will act busy" (friend konon^^)